Daily Archives April 30, 2015

Who can say this sentence?

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.” So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie replies, “That’s not good enough.” The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.” She says, “That’s not creative enough.” Finally, the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone . . . cheese mine.”

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Seeing Eye Dog

A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog’s head.Having watched what happened, a passerby said, “Say, why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!””I know,” said the blind man, “but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt.”

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