Daily Archives April 28, 2015

Blowin Chunks

Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him, “Do you wanna drink?”And the man replies, “Nah, Man Im not drinking anymore. I was so drunk last night I was blowing Chunks all night!”And the bartender says, “Thats okay it happens to everyone when they are drunk.”Then the man says, “No you dont understand my dog’s name is Chunks.”

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There are no dogs allowed here

A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!” The guy, without missing a beat, says “This is my seeing-eye dog.” “Oh man, ” the bartender says, “I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on me.” The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says “You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it’s a seeing-eye dog.” The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says “Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!”The second man replies “This is my seeing-eye dog.” The bartender says, “No, I don’t think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs...

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