Daily Archives April 28, 2015

My Paw

A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”

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Another chicken crosses the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!

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How!

Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in full Indian regalia, feather head dress, buckskin clothes, etc.As a pretty woman would walk by, he would raise his right hand, in an Indian greeting, and say ” Wanna “.I watched this ritual for about 20 minutes, and I became more curious as he kept making these greetings. Finally, I couldn’t resist any longer. I went up to the native American, and said, “I have been watching you, and I am confused. I thought that Indians say “How “He turned to me, obviously quite annoyed, and said…”ME KNOW HOW…ME TRYING TO FIND WOMAN WHO WANNA!!”

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Alternative Chicken

Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!

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Cigar holder

The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately, due to security reasons, they can’t tell us her name!

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