Daily Archives April 26, 2015

spit on my beer

One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn’t want anyone else to drink it. So, Fred wrote a little sign and left it by his beer that read: “I spit in my beer.”When Fred returned to his bar stool, there was another note beside his beer: “I spit in your beer, too!”

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I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred

Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.

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