Daily Archives April 26, 2015

One and the same.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal’ while the other goes to a family in Spain and is named ‘Juan’. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds…”But they are twins and if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.”

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Banana

What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!

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Empty upstairs!

The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to fall out.

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Iraqi Pilots

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?A: You only have to teach them to take off!

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A Shorty

Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper

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