Daily Archives April 26, 2015

Why is 6 scared of 7 ?

Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)

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Frog on the head

A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.He sits down and the doctor says, “What’s the problem?”The frog says, “Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?”

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Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on hergood side. Yo mama’s so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mama’s so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help. Yo mama’s so fat, I’ve got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass. Yo mama’s so fat, she’s 36-24-36… but that’s her forearm, neck, andthigh! Yo mama’s so fat, she’s 36-24-36… but that’s in feet. Yo mama’s so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on theother side to get her through. Yo mama’s so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn’tchange. Yo mama’s so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip. Yo mama’s so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips...

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Sex drive is too high.

A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says to the man, “So, you seem in fine health. Any problems?””Yes, Doc,” the old man slowly responded. “My sex drive is too high and I need it lowered.”This took the doctor quite by surprise. “You’re 84 years old, and you’re in fine health for a man of your age, and I know men half your age who would kill for a problem like that. So, why are you complaining?”Well,” the old man said, “I see all these sexy nurses at the home, and when I go for a walk, I see all these cute honeys all around, so that’s why I’m here, Doc. I want my sex drive lowered.”Still confused, the doctor said, “I would think that at your age, you wouldn’t complain about a high sex drive...

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Wheat Field Blonde

One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed a woman over in a field of wheat rowing in akayak.The Blonde then noticed also and the Brunette asked her “Why is she in aboat out in a field of wheat? There is a lake right down the road!”And the Blonde replied… “Want me to swim out and tell her?”

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