Daily Archives April 20, 2015

At the store.

You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!

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Girls and Hockey

Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!

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The long and short of it!

A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army. His fiance, Wendy, is really worried about her man being unfaithful, so she asks him to tattoo her name to his penis…He agrees, and does so.When his penis isn’t erect you can see the letters W and Y. The woman feeling secure knowing that her name is tattooed on her man’s penis says good-bye to her fiance and he leaves for Jamaica...

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How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?

How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)

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VanGogh Family

Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of the lessor known ones…The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia …….. U. GoghThe brother who bleached all his clothes white .. Hue GoghThe sister who wore a mini skirt to dance in bars … Go GoghThe real obnoxious brother ………. Please GoghThe brother who ate prunes ………… Gotta GoghThe uncle who worked at a convenience store ……. Stop N GoghHis dizzy aunt …………. Verti GoghThe cousin that moved to Illinois ……… Chicah GoghHis magician uncle ………….. Wherediddy GoghThe cousin who lived in Mexico ………. Amee GoghAnother cousin who lived in Mexico ……… Green GoghNephew that drove a stage coach ………. Wells Far GoghAunt who was a good dancer ………….. Tan Gogh

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