Daily Archives April 19, 2015

Two Irish Men in A bar

There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting things.. this is how their conversation went. Guy 1: Yah..I’m originally from Dublin, IrelandGuy 2: REally?! Me too!Guy 1: I went to O’Malley Highschool.Guy 2 : I did too! What year did you graduate?Guy 1: 1988!guy 2: Same here!A guy sitting next to them was amazed how they grew up together and didnt know it. He asked the bar tender, who was friends with both of them if the two irish guys knew eachother.The bar tender replied, ” Yeah. It looks like the Donohue Twins are drunk again.”

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Ant and Elephant have romance

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. “Shit!” says the ant. “One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!”

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