Daily Archives April 19, 2015

Discipline

Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a good pig and a bad boy.

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Full House!

Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father. He opens his dad’s bedroom door and finds his mom and dad humping away on the bed! “Dad!” says Johnny, “What are you doing!” Johhny’s father stops humping for a second and says “Well, Johnny, I’m playing poker…and your mother’s the wild card”. “Oh,”says Johnny and he leaves the room. Still in need of an answer to his question, Little Johnny set out to look for his big brother, Ernie. He opens his brother’s bedroom door and finds Ernie and his sister Thelma humping away! “Ernie!” cried Johnny, “What are you doing!”. Ernie stops humping for a second and says, “Well…I’m playing poker, Johnny… and Thelma is the wildcard. “Oh”, says Johnny and he leaves the room...

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Guys on the island

There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp and rubbed it. Out came a genie. He said for freeing me I’ll grant you each a wish. The first guy said I wish I were 25% smarter. So poof! He was 25% smater built a raft and got off the island.The nex guy said I wish I were 50% smarter. So poof! He was 50% smater built a canoe and got off the island.The last guy said I wish I were 100% smarter. So poof! He was 100% turned into a girl and walked across the bridge!!

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Cliffhanger

Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to the bottom. The other man frantically screamed, “Roger!”, and was relieved to hear a faint reply.”Okay Rodge,” shouted Barry, “I’m gonna throw a rope down to you, so wrap it ’round one of your legs and..” but before he could finish, he heard Roger call “But both my legs are broke.”Barry suggested his arms, to which the reply was “They’re broken too!” So finally, Roger held on with his mouth. Barry struggled to pull up the rope, and when he was nearly there, Barry said, “You right there mate?” to which Rodger replied,”YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS……..”

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Black Jokes…

How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball!What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit!What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills? A Humanitarian.

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