Daily Archives April 15, 2015

The morning after…

Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.

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Opinions

Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.*Always look on the negative side, so you’ll never be dissapointed.*Men are like snow storms, you never know how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.

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The blonde and the screen door

What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang ‘em the looser they get.

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Another dress

Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another dress for you to clean.”Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, “Come again?””No,” says Monica. “Mustard!”

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Tampon

Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re both stuck up cunts!!

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