Daily Archives April 13, 2015

No more Jewish jokes!

One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away, his friend interrupts him, “Always with the Jewish jokes! Give it a rest! Why do they always have to be about Jews? Just change the names to another ethnic group for once!”So he starts again, “Hashimoto and Suzuki were talking one day at their nephew’s Bar Mitzvah…”

Read More

Yet another blonde joke…

How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!

Read More

Dead Babies

What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling balls?Dead babies.. because you can use a pitchfork.

Read More

God and Adam

It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come over here and sit down!”. And Adam did so.”Adam,” spoke the Creator, “I see your countenance is fallen and you seem to feel rotten and lonely.” Adam said nothing in response. “So,” continued the Lord, “I am going to create an alternate person who will be with you!” Adam just looked puzzled but interested. “This person,” said the Lord, “will take all the raw and tasteless food that you are currently ruining and will prepare wonderful, spicy, and tasty dishes.” Adam looked grateful. “This person, “said the Lord, “will be beautiful to behold and graceful and interesting to watch as she walks.” Adam looked thoughtful...

Read More

How do you make a tissue dance?

How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.

Read More