Daily Archives April 12, 2015

A Horse walks into a Bar

A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long face?”

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Jones or Lewinsky?

Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response: Paula was good, but no cigar.

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Bill Gates\’ Wedding Night

What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know why you called your company Microsoft”

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Frog princess

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. ‘Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.’ The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket.The frog starts shouting, ‘Hey! Didn’t you hear me? I’m a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours.’ The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back.The frog is really frustrated. ‘I don’t get it. Why won’t you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask.’The guy says, ‘Look, I’m a computer geek. I don’t have time for girls.But a talking frog is cool!’

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Revenge of the Blondes!

-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price-Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable.-Why are most brunettes flat-chested? It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.-Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache.-Why is the color brunette considered evil? When’s the last time ya saw a blonde witch?-How can you tell a brunette is lonely ? Check her for a pulse.-What is the most frustrated animal in the world? A brunette rabbit.-Why do brunettes wear training bras? It’s cheaper than changing their Band-Aids every day.-Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls? Parents felt the dandruffmight be contagious...

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