Daily Archives April 12, 2015

Frog meets a Psychic

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything aboutyou.”The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, orwhat?””No,” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.”

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Blonde quickies 1-20

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that’s where you’re supposed to wash vegetables!Q: What was the blond psychic’s greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience!Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.Q: Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A1: She’d just dyed her hair...

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Four Kids

There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his bike and fell. Manners went to help him up. Trouble got lost. Shut Up goes to the Police Station to report it.Officer: What’s your name?Shut Up: Shut Up.Officer: What’s your name?Shut Up: Shut Up.Officer: For the last time, WHAT’S YOUR NAME?!Shut Up: Shut Up!Officer: Are you looking for Trouble? Shut Up: Yeah, we lost him about 2 miles back.Officer: Where’s your Manners? Shut Up: Back there pickin’ up Poop.

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Republican or Democrat?

Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.

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The rain cloud.

What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!

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