Daily Archives April 7, 2015

Choo-Choo!

Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

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Get Rich Quick

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night.The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of noseplugs.Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked,”What are those for?”The elderly gentleman replied, “There are just two things I can’t stand…”the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!”

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Driving in the Fog and…

Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When you’re eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you!

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Really Corny

That was Zen, this is Tao.

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14 Lawyer Quickies.

Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service!What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you die !What’s the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog!What is black & brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming human.Lawyer’s creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.You’re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer...

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