Daily Archives April 7, 2015

Child of the 80\’s (super long)

You might be a child of the 80’s if…… you have deep, personal relationships via computer with people you’ve never met in real life…. the phrase “going courting”, to you, means fighting an unjust traffic ticket or playing tennis…. you know, by heart, the words to any “Weird” Al Yankovic song…. not that you’d do it personally, but body piercing captivates your attention…. you remember the days when cocaine was just fine in powder form, thankyouverymuch…. you think the “the Gay 90’s” refers to this decade and sexual orientation…. the Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories…. you remember the first time “Space: Above and Beyond” aired – it was called “Battlestar Galactica”…. songs by Debbie Gibson still haunt you to this day…. three words: “Atari” “IntelliVision” and “Coleco”...

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Odd One Out

Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because all the others leak when they’re fucked!

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Power of the Internet

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,3311 to change the light bulb and to post on the mailing list that the light bulb has been changed.14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.53 to flame the spell checkers.156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb203 to demand that cross posting to alt...

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Sandals

This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, “You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.” So the married couple walked in.The Pakistani man said to them, “I have some special sandals I think you’d be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel.”Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?”The Pakistani man replied, “Just try them on...

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Black and White, and Red all over?

What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash.

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