Daily Archives April 6, 2015

The Man\’s Point System!

THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it out, here itis:In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the womanhappy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something shedislikes & points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doingsomething she expects…Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.Here is a guide to the point system:SIMPLE DUTIESYou make the bed…+1 You make the bed, but forget to add thedecorative pillows…0 You throw the bedspread over rumpledsheets…-1 You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings…+5 But return with beer …-5 You check out asuspicious noise at night …0 You check out a suspicious noise andit’s nothing…0 You check out a suspicious noise and it’ssomething…...

Read More

Grenade pin

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell cause she’s got a grenade in her mouth!

Read More

What do you get…

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!

Read More

The Fish

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”

Read More

Shouting during sex.

Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex?JOE: Er…, when I clean myself off with the curtains.

Read More