Daily Archives April 5, 2015

The Bar Basement

Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit in my basement for a day I’ll give you free beer forever.” So the first man says, ”Easy. I can do that.” But he walks out after five minutes and says, ”It’s impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there.” So the second man tries his luck, but can’t take more than 10 minutes. Finally the third man goes in and comes out a day later. The others ask him how he did it. He said, ”Easy. I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!”

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Legion Camel #3

A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, “The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?”The corporal replies, “On Fridays, they let us use the camels.”The lieutenent can’t beleive it. On Friday, he stands around the camel pen to see what happens. Suddenly, he hears the camp bugler blow a charge on his horn.The ensuing chaos was amazing… men from all over the camp decended on the camel pens like huns attacking a village. Out of the swarm of men, the lieutenent sees the same corporal he met on his first day. He grabs the man by the arm. The corporal shouts, “Let me go! Let me go!””Good God man,” said the lieutenent. “There are 200 men here and 500 camels...

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