Category Women

Excuses for refusing dates

Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condition my hair 35 Need to color my hair 48 Need to have Francois color my hair 66 Need to have Francois color my wig

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How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?

How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “

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Space shuttle mission to the Moon

There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.The headquarters in the US calls:”Monkey #1, Monkey #1 report to coms for instructions.”He sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors. So the monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releasesthe oxygen.A few moments later headquarters calls again: “Monkey #2, Monkey #2report to coms for instructions.” He sits down and he is told to addCarbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuel injection to engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the solar radiation. So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the fuel injection, the nitrogen and the analysis of solar radiation...

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What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?

What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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What is the difference between women and men?

What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

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