Category Women

What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?

What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do what she’s told.

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One of the life’s mysteries

One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

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How are women like elevators?

How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.

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Favorite Sport

Age FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping

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Women with Weapons

The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own firearms. Unfortunately, such exposure can affect one’s self-image. This test is offered in the hopes of putting these false images into a more proper perspective. Please circle your answers to each below: 1. What is the real meaning of that pink T-shirt with a revolver on it that says: “The ultimate in feminine protection” ? 1. Obviously a plot by seditious gun fanatics from the NRA. 2. I’m amazed the pigs have no law banning women’s T-Shirts. 3. A 9mm for “light days” and a .44 Magnum for “heavy days”. 2. For rape and assault prevention, a whistle is: 1. All you’ll ever need. 2. Like I’d use yet another phallic symbol. 3...

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