Top 10 things you\’ll never hear a girl say.

1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your friends?3) Great fart!! Rip another one!4) Pet names are silly. I just call it my c*nt.5) You should see the shit I just birthed.6) I’d rather play Duke Nukem than go shopping.7) Let’s start subscribing to Hustler.8) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my friend?9) I’ll swallow it all. I love the taste of it!10) Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink? I’m buying.