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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.Q: What’s the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick.Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop.Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick? A: Because red means “Stop, wrong hole.”Q: Why don’t blondes use vibrators? A: They chip their teeth.Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.Q: Why do blondes wear panties? A: They make good ankle warmers.Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Cause their balls show!Q: What do blondes do for foreplay? A: Remove their underwear.Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde? A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) “I said: I’m drunk!”Q: What’s the mating call of the brunette? A: “All the blondes have gone home!”Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call ? A: Has that blonde gone yet?Q: What’s the mating call of the redhead? A: “Next!”Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada) A: Because they can spell it.Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus G.S.T.Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in first.Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: Tits go in front.Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won’t give in? A: “Have another beer.”