More Monica Jokes!

Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton? A: The President after Bush.Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy? A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate Lab.Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office? A: “Don’t hit your head on the desk.”Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President’s day? A: All pants half off.Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the Buffalo Bills have in common? A: They both blew the big one several times.Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government? A: The Executive Branch.Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and soda pop machines have in common? A: They both have slots which say “Insert Bill” here.”